Before you read this post, I’d like to assume that you’ve read the disclaimer section on this blog. If you haven’t please do. When you do, and realize you’re too young to be reading this, please go back to listening to Justin Bieber. If you’re old enough but are, for some reason, offended by this post, go for confession.
Sometime back I mentioned that I wouldn’t respond to a morning glory jab. I’m not a morning person. I love my sleep. And I wouldn’t have sex if I’m not in the mood. But I doubt wives have the luxury to sleep when there’s morning wood sticking into their spine.
But let’s take this discussion a step further. And when I say further, I mean beyond page 69 of the Kamasutra.
Sex is beautiful. Consensual, adult, “I-know-what-I’m-doing-here sex, is even more beautiful. And that’s what married folks and religious peeps like to convince us. That there’s nothing more beautiful than sex in marriage.
Side note: If it’s so good, why ya’ll looking for better sex outside marriage?
Yes. Sex in marriage is beautiful. And it’s not just because it helps manufacture little midgets, but it also fulfills each others’ human sexual desires. Marital sex is not only beautiful, it’s legal and holy and couldn’t be more right. Which is why all you women want to get married – to have legal sex. At least that’s what you told me here.
So if marital sex is legal and holy and right in all ways, then I’d like to think that pretty much anything goes. No holds barred.
Besides, both parties of the marriage should draw a sense of fulfillment and ultimate satisfaction from sexual intercourse. If there’s only one person enjoying it, then something isn’t right. For this problem, some seek satisfaction outside marriage, and few work it out amongst themselves by getting adventurous.
This idea of sexual adventure among married couples is what brings me to ask.., How far would you go?
Married couples hardly talk about their sex lives to others. In fact it is discouraged. Or so I learned in the one bridal shower I have ever attended in my life. The bride to be was warned against talking to her friends about her sex life once she was married. And I had to agree with the “marriage counselor. Such discussions would only go two ways. You’re either praising your husband’s bedroom skills, marketing his joystick to your girlfriends who will then try to get it. Or, you’re cursing his bad love making, attracting ridicule from the same girlfriends who know you’re stuck with a withered mushroom on a cactus plant.
On the other hand, and as a rule, guys don’t talk about sex with their wives. It’s just wrong. Besides, whether your wife is good or bad in bed, there’s always that one hyena who’d hit that without a care in the world.
So no one’s talking. Yet I’m always left to wonder, when married couples do get sexually adventurous, how far do they go? And how does either party respond to the adventure? More so the wives?
See guys pick good wives. I don’t know what good wives are, but I like to imagine they are home grown, church going, submissive, polite women. Not wild, hopefully virgins who’s ultimate idea of good sex is lying on their back and parting their legs. But how many men are content being served dead coakroach every night for 50 years?
Some men may argue that they can get any other action they need from the likes of Sue. Coz really, men get away with anything right?
But then there are married couples who get kinky.
Sometimes, the man chooses to introduce something new. Say a porn flick, “Watch this baby, and let’s try. Ama?” , subjecting homegrown good wife to lewd images. And by the time she’s done, she’s reaching for a Bible and not your big man. Or take the guy who suggests attending a couples’ swing party. This idea is certainly not for the faint-hearted woman. But there you are, stepping into a party, accompanied by your husband. You know all too well, as a good wife, that you’re going to have sex with a stranger, if just to spice up your boring sex life. Something inside you says it’s wrong, but your husband wants you to. And you’ve got to do what is asked of every good wife – submit. If you don’t he’ll find someone else to do it with. You don’t want that, do you?
What if he suggests anal sex?