As I promised yesterday, here’s that Mother’s Day special poem.
Happy Mother’s Day to the moms still housing their 30 year old sons.Don’t worry, there’s no clear indication in the Bible when Jesus moved out of his parent’s home.
Happy Mother’s Day to the moms in abusive marriages. You make a great role model for your daughter.
Happy Mother’s Day to the moms who are ‘married’ to their sons. Why don’t you go ahead and formalize it. Someone did.
Happy Mother’s Day to the moms who give their children EVERYTHING they ask for. The world could use some more spoiled brats to shoot in the head.
Happy Mother’s Day to the the moms struggling to be ‘perfect’ moms. There’s no such thing, but keep kidding yourself.
Happy Mother’s Day to the moms that abandoned their children. Now society gets to make very difficult choices (not obvious ones).
Happy Mother’s Day to the moms that claim they got pregnant by accident yet they didn’t use protection. I never met a soldier who went to war without his amour.
AND FINALLY…,
Happy Mother’s Day to the moms that got pregnant just so they can get married. First someone came up with the mouse trap and then you invented the man trap.
