One of my readers asked me if I was planning to write a Valentine’s Day post. In all honesty I wasn’t. But then another reader asked me if I was going to, and I guess I had no choice. So I wrote an unoriginal poem and got pictures to go with it instead.
DISCLAIMER: I am no poet.
❥❥❥❥ Happy V Day ❥❥❥❥
To the wives “Happy Validation Day”
To the fiancées “Happy Verifying Day”
To the clandes “Happy Vale-night
To the chips funga “Happy Variety Day”
To the prostitute “Happy Vixen Day”
To the horny single guy, “Happy Vaseline Day”
To the horny single equipped chic, “Happy Vibrator Day”
To the single chic who would have really liked to have a valentine, “Happy Void Day”
To the broke guy, “Happy Vamoose Day”
To the broke guy who’s trying really hard “Happy Viking Day”
To the rich old guy “Happy Viagra Day”
To the chic expecting gifts today but won’t get shit “Happy Vendetta Day”
To the innocent chic who’ll get her drink spiked “Happy Vodka Day”
To the chic who’ll stop at nothing to get a valentine “Happy Voodoo Day”
To the guy who’ll stop at nothing to get a valentine “Happy Vulture Day”
And finally, Happy Valentine’s Day!
*curtsies and walks off stage*